aisandetsarepeopletoo:

seafucker:

girls writing poetry are always like “i fed my blood to the coyotes i reached inside of myself and tore out my own lungs” and i’m always like damn u good? Mood tho

men writing poetry be like “cigarettes”

cherrybmblby:

lmaonade:

mothercirce:

lmaonade:

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

Are you fucking serious?

i would never lie

gamecubeeater:

gamecubeeater:

highdio:

Last Survivor (aka Jojo Fortnite) arcade game breakdown, beta review and  info at gamer.ne.jp/news/201901100001.

JoJo WHAT now

slavery:

nancyd0e:

slavery:

I’,,m so; fcuking s osoorryy that wmy; idcckk is; small.l babe I can’’t do anything about it it’s j,,ust how I am yyou don’’t ,gootta yell at ;;me pl,eaase don’t go I’m stiill ttryna ffuck please,, I need some pussyy it’s liiterally been ye..ars if not aa decade please ggod

their entire account is like this

shaunhasttings:

shaunhasttings:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM WATCHING THE SHOW MALL COPS AND IT REALLY DRAMATICALLY GOES “BUT NOT EVERYONE IS HERE TO SHOP” AND ZOOMS IN TO AKATSUKI COSPLAYERS IM PEEING

snoopingasusualisee:

White man: With This ol cash and app, easying makes it so quick to fit some a needs

White woman: -asks some inquiry about the product, maybe with some doubt-

White man: ah no see with just a squish and a clicks and away, getting fifteen cash backs is all you need. Just getting my tote and ah…Boom. Cash sent to the money real quick

White woman: ah! So -says something that incites the commercial’s punchline-

Punchline: -happens-

White man Narrator: See with an easy clicks and a quick away, -slogan-. -Brand name-

actualaster:

mr-elementle:

captainsnoop:

i feel like counter-trolling is an essential skill that kids online aren’t learning and it’s kinda worrying

like back in my day, the day of online forums, learning how to trick someone in to getting themselves banned was an essential skill. if you could tell someone was a chud, you would ask them short, leading questions and watch them get frustrated and post longer and longer rants until they said something that would catch a mod’s attention and get them banned and/or at least publicly humiliated. 

and guess what? that’s the exact same tactics the alt-right use now. these people are exclusively acting in bad faith. every interaction these people post online is done with the intention of getting someone to respond to them so they can screenshot the massive paragraphs of text and laugh

so, what’s the solution?

dare ‘em to post dick pics.

don’t acknowledge the content of the stuff they post. if you see someone trying to engage you in bad faith just dare them to post pictures of their penis until they either get frustrated and leave or get frustrated and do it. either way they lose. 

this is the tactic used by the fans of a podcast (that i haven’t listened to) called the Chapo Trap House, and 4chan’s /pol/ users fucking HATE them. they hate Chapo Trap House and think they’re crazy because Chapo Trap House fans refuse to engage in meaningful debate and repeatedly demand dick pics. they get frustrated and leave. it works. 

Some of you never used your position as a mod on an a series of unfortunate events forum to get a racist troll to post evidence of their tax fraud and it shows

…that second comment is oddly specific and I’m a little scared

harunoh:

wtf….did someone just INSULT the big 3… one piecers get your pirate thinsg. bleach grab your laundry detergents. naruto grab the shells of the people you used to be

sketchiedetails:

tilthat:

TIL that almost all mammals take the same amount of time to pee. The “Universal Law of Urination,” as scientists call it, says that an African elephant will empty its 42 gallon bladder in nearly the same time that a Great Dane dog will empty its 0.4 gallon bladder. (Around 21 seconds)

via reddit.com

The scientists conducting this experiment: